The First Rule of Ninja Club is that we don't talk about Ninja Club

So, this job has proved to be a melding of many a different personalities. One of the results of that is that some of the guys here have decided to form a sort of unofficial club.. the Ninja Club if you will... they are all going to self teach themselves to be ninjas. Now when I say ninja I want to make sure that you all realize that that includes throwing knives, ninja stars, bow staffs, and num-chucks. The bow staffs and num-chucks are all self made with PVC pipe. They are also investing in glow in the dark tape and paint. When I informed them that the point was not to glow and stand out but to blend into the dark they told me not to worry about it. NO GIRLS ALLOWED apparently, but I got one of the weaker ones to spill. You may have guessed it, but they are using the tape and paint to start to teach themselves how to throw in the dark. NOTE TO SELF: NO MORE NIGHT HIKES.